Sunday, October 29, 2006

Ten Foolish Things

Ten foolish things anyone can do:
10 Vote Republican hoping this will precipitate the inevitable next stage in the collapse of Capitalism
9 Lose your virginity to a sex columnist
8 Write a pisser of a dissertation on Henry ("Scoop")Jackson Mac Low & expect to get it published by Calvin Coolidge Archibald Mac Leish
7 Lose your job after blogging about blow job given to ungrateful boss
6 Convert to Catholicism and lie at your first confession
5 Pretend you like Joan Didion's books
4 Join a woman's only pyramid scheme and lose $3,000
3 Tell boyfriend your e-mail password
2 Watch reruns of "Project Runway" instead of doing your homework
1 Drive to Mexico in a rented car and park it in the street overnight.

Your own top ten lists are welcome!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Amy said...

I enjoy your writings but sometimes I do not follow your cultural references for example Jackson Mac Low and Marjorie Morningstar. Any help you can offer in this regard will be appreciated.

12:55 AM  
Blogger Molly Arden said...

Jackson Mac Low = Jackson Maclow. b. Chicago, 1922, makes poems, essays, and musical, performance, visual, and radio works. Author of about 30 books and published in over 90 collections. (www.jacksonmaclow.com)

Marjorie Mornignstar = Movie. Young co-ed falls for older man.

For christsakes, Amy, use your Google. Put it together. This isn't poetry.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Gloria said...

Marjorie Morningstar is an awesome movie! How could anyone not know it. . .
The list is amazing. I actually know people who did a few of those things. I won't mention any names but I shared an office with one of them. Here's one: Try to receive your dropped cell phone from the subway track before the train pulls in!

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Gloria said...

That is: try to retrieve your dropped cell phone. . .

1:00 PM  

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