Riddle Me

If Fatso Bully is a balloon punctured by a bulletin board thumbtack, then what is a loudmouth who (a) calls the dean a fascist, (b) complains that "islamofacist" is an inexact term, and (c) writes a fawning letter applying to the dean for funding to spend the summer in Majorca?

(a) a hypocrite
(b) an academic
(c) the same old windbag
(4) male rot
(e) all of the above.

For extra credit, pick out the incongruous option.