Why O Why O Why O

Why O why O why O
Did I ever leave Ohio?
Did I? Leave Ohio?
No. But I didn't stay.
Yes, but I didn't know the way.
I left the home of the grave
For the grove of the brave.
And now the women that I see
In the locker room every day
Shave their pussy.
Each is a hussy
Who has thrown a fit of hissy.
I'd rather shave than wear a wig.
And each of them thinks her ass is too big.
Yes, each girl thinks her ass is too big!